I was going to write a long piece about how shocked/embarrassed I was by my semi-racist (is that a word?) Aunt who recently visited me in Chicago. Describe some less than delicate situations at the Cheesecake Factory in the Hancock Tourist Tower, and then wonder what steps I should take to stop the wrongs I see in the world...like racism and bike theft*.

Instead I have been working hard sifting through YouTube trying to find something entertaining for my gentle readers.