Instant Chicago Illness

As soon as I got to chicago I got sick, in bizzare ways. Notice the visual aid above.
1. Globs of grease in my hair
2. Eye hurt (result of staring at a computer screen in a cubicle)
3. Nose is red and full of snot
4. DARK skin appears under my eyes...so dark I look bi-racial
5. pimples...not oral herpes... appear
**over all look burned out, over exposed, and green...not to mention my body suddenly morfs into a geometrically perfect rectangle.