Spank Rock @ the Empty

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$14 last night I saw spank rock at the Empty Bottle. Friend and I drank Goldshlogger (sp?) before we arrived (cinnamon schnapps with gold flecks floating in it). How have I lived so long without gold?

2 shots in 1 minute made us much friendlier and ready to dance. There were 2 dudes, one black one white dancing with each other in dance off style seeing who could do a better snake or robot. They were pretty good, but mostly it was just women trying to act sexy near the djs.

The opening djs were hilarious and proof that
this was some sort of weird post modern thing because they were sampling Paul Simon, 50 ways to leave your lover. The yuppies loved it. The sorority girls were horrible ass shakers in the front and in the tradition of our demographic the men did not dance, they didn't even grab any ladies. Then there were lyrics like, "shake your ass till my dick turns racist". It was funny because I think that song confused the crowd, but they figured they shouldn't be confused so they tried to act like they weren't. Every once in a while a white hipster girl who thought she was having a good time and doing a good job of doing something to someone's imaginary dick would look around and wonder what it would mean to turn one racist.