What it means to be a bike Expert

Last night at 10:12 pm my friend and fellow Bike Ambassador called me from the Drugstore.

"sarah, I have a really quick question. How do you open your light?"

"oh, I'm glad you called Rod. You use a quarter or a penny. and just pry it open. "

"I have a quarter. Do you really think it will work? I don't want to break it."

"trust me"

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phone 4:10pm, neighbor calls

"hey I just got a rack put on my bike"
"cool"
"sarah, how do I get a milk crate?"
"you steal one"