When I was 6 I swam into the wall of a pool. Broke my tooth right off, just like the picture. Luckily a dentist, who always reminds my family of how his sons go to expensive colleges, and our teeth pay for it, but a cap on the broken tooth. What would I be with out that cap? I would probably never get married, unless the guy was retarded, had little to no inheritance, or already had 12 wives. Thank god for cosmetic dentistry.

It is spring and I'm feeling thankful.