Tuesday, August 15, 2006

BirthControl

Withdrawal:
1. I think a lot, A LOT of people use this as birthcontrol (I can think of 6 of my good friends right now)
2. it is free
3. it doesn't require planning (like gathering supplies)
4. no one thinks they have stds: white, upper class, hetero males don't get the hivs, so as long as we fuck them we're okay
5. does pre-cum (the clear dew) have sperm in it?
-sex ed in 7th grade said yes
-the internet says no
6. you can take the morning after pill 5 days after intercourse!
-that is way more than just one day
7. some men can't keep it hard when they touch the rubber
8. birthcontrol is too futuristic
10. sluts

**I recommend abstinence**



--please feel comment on what you think about birthcontrol

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"--please feel comment on what you think about birthcontrol"

That read like a wack rapper fucking up the crowd participation portion of his set. Yeah, HIS.

12:33 PM  
Blogger ctharper said...

Sarah, by taking birthcontrol we are pissing of the conservative religious right

11:43 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Birth Control- love it, love it, love it. My 7th Grade Sex Ed teacher ALSO affirmed the pre-cum with sperm thing. Clear Dew...oh man.

And white people don't get STDs, do they????? FUCK. I've been fucking way to many white people.

3:33 AM  

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